I actually went to a college every day for three years and at the end they gave me a certificate that said, "YOU CAN DO JOURNALISM" and it's probably in my mum's attic now.

I am very good at journalism but the work I did at newspapers made me feel a bit dead inside. So I decided to fulfill my other lifelong ambition of being an admin assistant for the local roads department and write in my spare time. It's very hard, as there are a lot of things at home to distract me like my cats and sending people pictures of my cats.

Here's some of my writing. There will be a lot more to come.

On "natural" makeup for Brooke Elise

How much should you say on social media? for Bloggeration magazine

Human Rights Day for The Olive Fox

Learning to drive and other lessons for The Olive Fox

10 things about Lord of the Rings you didn't already know for The Daily Focal

I, Daniel Blake review for The Daily Focal

Let's talk sex education for The Daily Focal

Casual Fridays for Maison de Choup